Sorry to Offend, Actually, No I'm Not

So there's a few things I need to say:

She's my bestfriend, I don't care what you think of her, if I'm within earshot, try not to bitch about her every five seconds, and don't try and argue when I defend her, she's not a bad person and no-one is in the position to judge, how about we pull out every mistake or questionable thing you've ever done, announce it to the world and see how great you look then?

You keep talking about it and joking about it like you don't know the topic is hard for me, can you just give even a little bit of a shit? Is that really too much to ask?

If something doesn't change, I'm going to explode and it won't be pretty.

And Kaylee my dear friend, I am still stalking you :P

Oh and don't worry, noone actually believes you hit her over the head with a guitar :)

That, my friends is my rant for the night, I feel less like punching something, thank you.

You talk like you're famous, you're shameless